RR
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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 4 months ago

If I told you I raised goats for a living, would you think I was kidding?

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  • 4 months ago
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    No...... But if you RAISE them all at ONCE?........ You must be REALLY STRONG!.........πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • 4 months ago

    Only ewe would know it.

  • We had witches down the street in the 80's. (yes, real witches, they sold herbs for spells, and danced naked in the woods (the location was a secret, they thought, but we lived there since we were boys so.. (no they werent that hot).

    The Coven leader had all these goats in what might have been a yard,

    but the goats had chewed it till there was just rocks and tree stumps and mud.

    And she had a hundred year old lady renting a tiny trailer

    as her home, among the rocks and stumps and goats. ..and mud.

    The whole scene was bizarre and made us wonder if witches are real after all.

    We stayed away from her and let her be.

    • RR
      Lv 7
      4 months agoReport

      A magical story.

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  • 4 months ago

    I would never try to horn in on your credibility here.

    • RR
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      4 months agoReport

      Butt surely not?

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  • 4 months ago

    So..you are levitating goats eh? WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT PRACTICING WITCHCRAFT?!!! *thunder*

    • RR
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      4 months agoReport

      There is too much levity around here.

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  • 4 months ago

    No, I would just take it like you say, so I don't get your goat.

    • RR
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      4 months agoReport

      So I herd.

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  • anand
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    4 months ago

    No. I would think you are gloating.

    • RR
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      4 months agoReport

      No. Just goating.

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  • 4 months ago

    No,I am too sheepish to think that.

  • 4 months ago

    No, people do raise goats and sell them for a living.

    • RR
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      4 months agoReport

      Very true. I see you new to Jokes & Riddles.

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  • audrey
    Lv 7
    4 months ago

    Yes. Yes, I would. Lol

    • RR
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      4 months agoReport

      You know me too well.

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