RR
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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 10 months ago

If a doctor said "No" to a nurse offering to give him stitches, would she say "Suture self"...?

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  • Anonymous
    10 months ago
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    After oral surgery she might say "Catgut your tongue?"

  • 10 months ago

    Whatever your "PERFORATION?"...........😂😂😂😂

  • martin
    Lv 5
    10 months ago

    And put him on a staple diet

  • 10 months ago

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  • 10 months ago

    Yes,and he said," OK,I'll put in a zipper,just in case."

  • Ryan
    Lv 7
    10 months ago

    Doctor told me I needed stitches once then he told me a joke

  • polly
    Lv 7
    10 months ago

    Either that or I could rub a bit of dirt on it if you like

  • 10 months ago

    Hahahahaaha..............you're a real STITCH!

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