RR
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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 2 months ago

If a doctor said "No" to a nurse offering to give him stitches, would she say "Suture self"...?

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  • 2 months ago
    Best answer

    After oral surgery she might say "Catgut your tongue?"

  • 1 month ago

    Whatever your "PERFORATION?"...........πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • RR
      Lv 7
      1 month agoReport

      You are wholly correct

  • martin
    Lv 5
    1 month ago

    And put him on a staple diet

  • 2 months ago

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  • 2 months ago

    Yes,and he said," OK,I'll put in a zipper,just in case."

  • Ryan
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Doctor told me I needed stitches once then he told me a joke

    • RR
      Lv 7
      1 month agoReport

      Did your sides split?

  • polly
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Either that or I could rub a bit of dirt on it if you like

  • 2 months ago

    Hahahahaaha..............you're a real STITCH!

    • RR
      Lv 7
      1 month agoReport

      I hope it didn't needle you.

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