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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 4 weeks ago

If a man asked a supermarket checkout girl for a date, would she say that they are in the fruit aisle, next to the raisins.?

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  • 4 weeks ago
    Best answer

    He really needs to specify whether he wants a fresh date or a dry date.

    And definitely avoid a chopped date, unless she has a Harley.

  • anand
    Lv 5
    4 weeks ago

    She would even go to Arabia to pick it up for him.

    • RR
      Lv 7
      4 weeks agoReport

      Just for the Arabian nights.

  • 4 weeks ago

    Thats what she'd say to ME anyway.. :(

    • RR
      Lv 7
      4 weeks agoReport

      And to most of us.

  • 4 weeks ago

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    • RR
      Lv 7
      4 weeks agoReport

      What a bunch of fruits!

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  • Jess C
    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago

    That sounds like something I would say...

    • RR
      Lv 7
      4 weeks agoReport

      And quite right too!

  • 4 weeks ago

    Yes,if she's nutty as a fruitcake.har

    • RR
      Lv 7
      4 weeks agoReport

      Only at Christmas.

  • martin
    Lv 5
    4 weeks ago

    She would tell him to buy a bar of fruit an nut ,next please

    • RR
      Lv 7
      4 weeks agoReport

      Would she think him a bit of a Flake?

  • 4 weeks ago

    She would if he looked like a fruit!

    • RR
      Lv 7
      4 weeks agoReport

      With an orange complexion?

  • Burgoo
    Lv 6
    4 weeks ago

    she would scream raaaaape and down with the patriarchy

    • RR
      Lv 7
      4 weeks agoReport

      Maybe he neds to ask more nicely.

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