Are you strong enough to break wind?

Answer 1

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My "WIND" is STRONG enough to BREAK my SHORTS..........😂😂😂😂

• Laughing BOY

  Lv 7

  2 months agoReport

  Thx!
  

Answer 2

I'm strong enough to bend wind.

beat that.

Answer 3

As I grow older, my strength to break wind has gotten stronger, both in force and in atmosphere...lol

• RR

  Lv 7

  2 months agoReport

  And the frequency has increased too, I bet.
  

Answer 4

At my age, my wind can blow holes into Krell steel.

[ Monsters from the Id ]

I think it comes from eating the Forbidden Plant.

Living on a Boat, it does come in handy. All I have too do is go over the side, float in the water, blast one out, and net the fish as they float to the surface.

• RR

  Lv 7

  2 months agoReport

  Don't blast one too close to your boat. It could lose bouyancy in the gas bubbles.
  

Answer 5

Even the sick person in ICU can do that even while asleep.

• Trump In Jail2 months agoReport

  That does it. I'm staying out of the ICU.
  

Answer 6

I've bent it once or twice...

• RR

  Lv 7

  2 months agoReport

  Right out of a crack?
  

Answer 7

My husband certainly is....it comes naturally to him.

• RR

  Lv 7

  2 months agoReport

  All husbands are like that.
  

Answer 8

I would prefer to be a window breaker rather than a wind breaker..

• RR

  Lv 7

  2 months agoReport

  Smashing!
  

Answer 9

No,I can only crack it.

• RR

  Lv 7

  2 months agoReport

  Like a crack of thunder?
  

Answer 10

You bet I am my friend lol.

• Martin2 months agoReport

  did you name your son 'two horse *******' ?