RR
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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 9 months ago

Why did a bloke with a guitar chase me when I picked up a hat full of cash?

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  • polly
    Lv 7
    9 months ago
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    Because he fretted at the thought of being played

  • 9 months ago

    To run after you so that he would ask you to play a guitar ,better than him, then he would give you that money and return his hat to him. Since the money belong to the people.

  • 9 months ago

    it's like that game, Duck Duck Goose............you have to take the hat, and then he has to chase you, or else you're "IT" next.

    You have to see who's quicker.

    • RR
      Lv 7
      9 months agoReport

      But don't run around shouting "Chase me! Chase me!"

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  • 9 months ago

    Because it's not nice to gyp Keith Richards like that.

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  • 9 months ago

    Because the thief struck a chord that the guitar playing bloke hadn't planned on!

  • 9 months ago

    Because YOU beat HIM to IT.............😂😂😂😂

    • RR
      Lv 7
      9 months agoReport

      But I didn't beat him to get it...

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