Should cycling be illegal?
I set off for my maiden voyage a bit disoriented as I’ve just vomited CLIFFBAR all over myself a few times. After getting back on track, I get my groove going. I have a podcast about cycling in TUCSON playing and my cadence is solid at 20rpm. I’m not going exceptionally fast but I’m keeping a healthy pace of 25 coffee stops per hour. The first 10 coffees were ok. Nothing to write home about. Then, it starts. First a small mist-like drizzle of piss to full on consistent spray with some diarrhea on this 75F day. I continue riding and before I know it, I feel... high as ****. Like I’ve injected a bucket full of POT BELGE and I've moved into another dimension. It sounds corny but I really have no other way to describe it.
I am on a peaceful and quiet country Mt Lemmon. The Raffa GORETEX chafes lightly on my skin but it’s not a bother. No SirVë11œs in sight for miles. I’m not too hot or too cold. I hear the soothing whirr of my perfectly tuned Super Record gruppo with the slightly damp bibshorts making contact with my gusset. I’m pushing a great pace, much faster and consistent since my last time out in 1995. In this moment I am happy. In this moment I feel like I can accomplish anything.
Fredding has ruined me. I’ve never felt anything as zen or peaceful like this in my life and I would obviously pay money to experience that feeling again, what Fred wouldn't? How is this legal? How did I ever get by without Fredding?
- 9 months ago
yes in main busy city until they design a special room or road for bicycle
- blazingpedalsLv 610 months ago
At first I thought this was going to be a troll post. Now I see that it's an acid dream.
- oliviaLv 510 months ago
- DavidLv 410 months ago
I lost interest halfway through.
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- pmt853Lv 710 months ago
No, but maybe trolls ought to suffer athletes' foot for a couple of weeks.
- OldHippieLv 710 months ago
Quit skipping your medication.
- Fat BossLv 510 months ago
Sounds like you have abstract thinking. Otherwise you had a good experience.
- Land Rider JerryLv 610 months ago
You're off your meds again and have become delusional. 😩Source(s): Motorized Bicycle Owner and Builder.
- Chris AncorLv 710 months ago
Only with mental problems like yours.
- 10 months ago