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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 8 months ago

If you cure a ham, does it become a pig again?

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  • 8 months ago
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    Or it might become an actor who doesn't overact anymore.

  • 8 months ago

    No, it becomes lunch, then it becomes fly fodder.

    • RR
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      8 months agoReport

      Or manure...

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  • 8 months ago

    A CURED ham is a BORN AGAIN CHRISTHAM.........πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Anonymous
    8 months ago

    You might need to be cured, just incase you're a ham.

    • RR
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      8 months agoReport

      I am.

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  • Anonymous
    8 months ago

    If the pig was drunk, and had to go to the bathroom, it would go wee wee wee all the way home!

  • 8 months ago

    Yes.Then it runs away with grunts of laughter at you having left yourself nothing to eat.

  • anand
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    8 months ago

    That would cost the whole of a piggy bank.

    • RR
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      8 months agoReport

      Is that where you keep pigs?

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  • 8 months ago

    Yes,but if it was Peppa,I probably wouldn't cure it.

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    • RR
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      8 months agoReport

      By George, you are right!

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  • Anonymous
    8 months ago

    No. As a sandwich, it becomes a curate.

    • RR
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      8 months agoReport

      Precisely.

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  • 8 months ago

    Yes ,Throw it to a pig then it would be a part of a live pig.

    • RR
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      8 months agoReport

      What a hog!

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