Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 10 months ago

Poor Allah only has 72 virgins to muck around with in Heaven, but Jesus has MILLIONS of brides of Christ to do the deed with>>>?

How come Jesus got so lucky with the gals?

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  • Anonymous
    10 months ago
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    He looks sooooooo SEXY on that cross!!!

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  • 10 months ago

    You have no Biblical text to support your claim.

    The church as a whole is singular. It is a Fallacy of Division to infer that its parts have the same properties as the whole.

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  • Anonymous
    10 months ago

    The 72 virgin thing is Fox News creation and the brainless Wahabbis created by colonial powers and sham kings of Arabia. Not Islamic teaching.

  • Bryce
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    10 months ago

    Muhammad has 72 virgins but unfortunately he's impotent, so his heaven is pure hell.

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