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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 8 months ago

When guests arrive, do you replace the air freshener in the toilet with an air horn?

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  • 8 months ago
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    I usually replace it with pop rockets, so if they try to dump something heavy in my toilet, it scares the crap out of them!!

    • RR
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      No constipated guests at your house!

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  • 8 months ago

    Better yet; rig a set of Locomotive horns in the attic above the bathroom, and, every time the toilet is flushed, the air horns go off.

    • RR
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      Don't forget about it if you get up in the night...

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  • brmxld
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    8 months ago

    πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

    We make sure they get all their toots out.

    • RR
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      It will be a blast.

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  • 8 months ago

    This question had me cracking up. "It smells in here, after what I've done. Let me press this on the way out..." (blaring horn makes him or her jump a mile.)

    • RR
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      Followed by cheers outside!

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  • 8 months ago

    People can HEAR my HORN for MILES AROUND!!!..........πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • RR
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      As long as they can't see it, too.

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  • 8 months ago

    That woould be quite alarming........and hilariously funny. !

    • RR
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      Yes. I'm about to go out and buy one...

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  • 8 months ago

    Yes,it is a blast from the pass.

    • RR
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      I hope they don't get the horn.

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  • martin
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    8 months ago

    I usually do that when they leave

    • RR
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      Like a sort of fanfare.

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  • 8 months ago

    That's a good one. Reminds me of something similar with a pizza parlor I used to go to.

    The girl's John had a photo of a naked guy hanging on the wall. The only exception was a cardboard leaf covering his private area.

    The joke was that the leaf was attached to a trigger that set off an alarm in the dining area of the pizza place. So each time a girl lifted the leaf to see what there was to see, the alarm went off. And when the girl came out of the John, we all laughed.

    • RR
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      So did she when she saw what was behind the leaf.

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  • 8 months ago

    lol

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