What's your favourite Homer Simpson Quote?


Hello Dean, your a stupid head.

I am evil homer.I am so smart, s-m-r- t, I mean s-m-a-r-t.You tried your best and you failed miserably , the lesson is never try.

Your not listening Homer.

Update 2:

Save me Jebus.

Well crying won't bring him back, unless your tears smell like Dog food, so you can just sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your years smell enough like Dog food to make your dog come back or you can go out side and find your dog.

Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo.

Badger my ***, it's probably Milhouse.

They have internet on computers now.

Stupid Sexy Flanders.

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.

What am I a doctor?

7 Answers

  • 1 year ago

    "D'oh!" is the #1 catchphrase.

  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    "Whats the number for 911?"

  • 1 year ago

    "To alcohol - the cause of and solution to all of life's problems."

  • 1 year ago

    Ummm potato chips

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  • Kieth
    Lv 7
    1 year ago

    I can explain everything, I thought the cop was a hooker.

  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    "I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now."

  • marty
    Lv 7
    1 year ago

    I'm usually not a praying man, but if you're up there, please help me superman.

    Source(s): Homer Simpson
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