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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 9 months ago

When a family member dies, how soon do you get a replacement?

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  • 9 months ago

    You don't get replacements.

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  • Anonymous
    9 months ago

    there's no replacement for any of us. we are all one of a kind special beings.

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  • Bill
    Lv 6
    9 months ago

    as soon as FEDEX can make a delivery

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  • 9 months ago

    Steps to getting a replacement.

    1. Obtain the body of your loved one

    2. Cut it in half along the waist

    3. Put the top half in some soil, only a few centimeters deep.

    4. Water and wait for the next 2-4 weeks, and very soon you shall have your very own replacement.

    5. Eat the legs.

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  • 9 months ago

    I know of cases where someone dies, and suddenly someone in the family turns up pregnant. God sometimes uses babies to heal emotional wounds.

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  • 9 months ago

    It depends on the exchange rate, and available inventory stockpiles.

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  • Ray J
    Lv 7
    9 months ago

    It's been almost two years since my father dies and my mother hasn't even started to look yet.

    • Lv 5
      9 months agoReport

      Took my mother 12 years after my dad died before she found someone else. Unfortunately the person she found is an asśhole.

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  • Anonymous
    9 months ago

    That depends on whether the deceased person elected to have replacement protection cover on his/her life insurance policy.

    Serous answer though, my father died suddenly and unexpectedly when I was 15 years old. That was many years ago, but I still miss him dearly and nothing would have been able to fill the hole in my life that his death left.

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    • Lv 5
      9 months agoReport

      Some people are irreplaceable.

      You are irreplaceable here, but that's a different thing, really.

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  • 9 months ago

    That's the easiest question you'll have for a while. I mean... When should they be neutered or spayed?

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  • 9 months ago

    If you planned it 9 months in advance, then you can have your replacement right away

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