- Anonymous11 months ago
Because your Mama's Nasty Rotten Tuna Fish dissolved the latex into a gelatinous mess.
- VortexLv 711 months ago
You were a fantastic swimmer.
- pit bulls biteLv 711 months ago
moms juices were so strong it eroded the condom
- JosieLv 611 months ago
Either he was very careless or he isn't your Daddy.
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- Digital OneLv 711 months ago
Sometimes when a condom fails the result is a....................
- ron hLv 711 months ago
you didn't. IF IF this is not a bizarre troll, your dad is seriously fuckin' with you. He's saying that he didn't want kids when you were conceived. But about 1/2 of the humans on earth were completely unintended or were conceived sooner than planned. And, obviously, if you weren't planned, that's between your parents and god. You certainly didn't make your dad's dick stiff...
- kelvinLv 711 months ago
he wasn't wearing one