No that gators high on meth are taking over the south will hippies be able to break into area 51?

Answer 1

The Meth Gators patrolling the salt flats where Area 51 is located are equipped with targeting lasers and can call in air strikes from nearby Nellis AFB. Groom Lake is an active target range by the way.

Answer 2

This reads like you were high on meth when you wrote it.