Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 year ago

What if lightning strikes made fart noises instead of thunder?

13 Answers

  • 1 year ago


  • Ben
    Lv 6
    1 year ago

    People would think that is more disgusting than ever.

  • that'd be cool. I will issue an executive order to make it happen.

    (why not, I already announced I will be curing cancer and putting a man on Pluto)

    Now if you'll s'scuse me, I have to go screw Ivanka's panties. HEIL TRUMP!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~TRUMP-PUTIN 2020~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  • anand
    Lv 5
    1 year ago

    Hat is called gas lightning.

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  • 1 year ago

    All the males on the planet would Laugh.

  • 1 year ago

    I would still think it was my wife lol.

  • 1 year ago

    Then we would all be saying: "What if lightning made thunder, instead of farting noises".

  • 1 year ago

    what if you stopped asking idiotic questions?

  • 1 year ago

    Well at least you wouldn't have little girls hiding under the table in fear from it!

  • 1 year ago

    We'd all laugh every time there was a thunderstorm.

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