...Does he do kiddies parties?
But seriously...how racist is he really...before mentioning his - er...best bits;
'The Scots...what a venomous race?' or - well...y'know - perhaps this sweetie about Tayyip Erdogan...
"There was a young fellow from Ankara, Who was a terrific wankerer.
"Till he sowed his wild oats, With the help of a goat, But he didn't even stop to thankera.
Or... the Chinese (and table tennis) They've won every gold medal at it - but he couldn't resist indulging in a spot of "yeah but we invented it" as he closed the Beijing Games in 2008.
He told the world the sport was "invented on the dining tables of England in the 19th century, and it was called wiff waff".
What about this Hillary Clinton putdown; "She's got dyed blonde hair and pouty lips, and a steely blue stare, like a sadistic nurse in a mental hospital."
Or - when President Obama said he thought Britain should remain in the EU.
His response was to call the president "part-Kenyan with an ancestral dislike" of Britain
Obviously he's read the history of 1950's Kenya...and has listened to his friend Donald Trump along the way. Obama, however was born in Honolulu.