Why can they not use cats milk to make coffee?

Just imagine starting your day with a delicious frothy "catpusscino", what could be better than that? Cats milk is a rare delicacy enjoyed by discerning connisseurs of the finest things in life. Naturally the price is higher than a cowpuccino because its in much shorter supply. But what if somebody came... show more Just imagine starting your day with a delicious frothy "catpusscino", what could be better than that?
Cats milk is a rare delicacy enjoyed by discerning connisseurs of the finest things in life.
Naturally the price is higher than a cowpuccino because its in much shorter supply.
But what if somebody came up with a way to milk cats quickly and efficiently on an assembly line?
Imagine a factory with 30 petite "milk-maids" with small hands delicately milking 5000 cats every day and the product being sold at Starbucks.
If they started selling catpusscinos for $10 I would be first in line, what about you guys? At the end of the day we are all mammals and we are all in this together.
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