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why did the chicken take a dump in the road?

because he was from San Foulcisco

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  • 1 year ago
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    I’m gonna open a bar in San Francisco called The Poop ‘n Needle

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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    Because he was flattened by a truck and he voided his bowls along with his other organs

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  • 1 year ago

    Once had to doo that in SF, ducked between two parked cars.

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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    Because crossing the road scared the sh*t out of him. His friends then all laughed at him and made fun of him and said, "What are you, chicken?" And he said, "As a matter of fvcking fact, I AM!"

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  • 1 year ago

    If you want this to be a question you should have posted the question then when someone answers it right then award them best answer then update it saying the answer to the joke. If no one gets it then pick who got closest and then update it with the answer but funny joke hahahahahahahahahahaha

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