Questions about hiding the weed smell in my house?

So first question: I have heard that I can smoke in my bathroom, as long as I let my shower run on the hottest and steam up my bathroom with soap and shampoo. Is that true? Because I do not want to go for it and get an *** whooping from my parents, for the smell after. Second question: I have this fan above my... show more So first question:
I have heard that I can smoke in my bathroom, as long as I let my shower run on the hottest and steam up my bathroom with soap and shampoo.

Is that true? Because I do not want to go for it and get an *** whooping from my parents, for the smell after.

Second question:
I have this fan above my stoves that sucks up the smoke or steam when cooking something. Can I smoke into that and it would work?
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