How can I poop I can't poop please help get it out please?

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Anonymous · Accepted Answer

When my cat can't poop she runs back and forth across the house.  Try that.

Anal · Answer

Drink prune juice.  I drink a gallon of it every day

Roy · Answer

Go have some chinese food, perhaps get a hose and stick it up like your refilling a gas tank?

Anonymous · Answer

Ask your neighbour to help and take along a stick to save her looking for one in her garden.

Nine Lives · Answer

Do enema.

Anonymous · Answer

HAHAHAHAHA GO SEE UR DOCTOR U CLEARLY HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS

Zirp · Answer

do you eat enough fiber? Do you walk enough?

If yes, consult your doctor

martin · Answer

Drink lots of warm water and lubricate the area also.

Poseidon · Answer

Do what mathematicians do, work it out with paper and pencil.

Failing that take laxatives and if its that bad go to your doctor who will give you stronger laxatives.

pearlmar · Answer

Take a laxative.