How do I interact with people at work who are jealous of me (I don't want to talk to HR)?

Question

At work I am the Alpha male even though I'm young and have only been at the company for a few weeks. I am the tallest and best looking guy in my department. Consequently, all the girls want me and my boss is jealous. Because of this, I have been put in a part of the office where all the ugly girls work. I...

Answer 1

just try to concentrate on your work instead of on them

Answer 2

Answer your own question - just use a different tag.

------ also noticed the other answers as well.

Answer 3

You need to try to be realistic and accept that you've misinterpreted your boss's actions.
He's not jealous at all.
He's well aware that you have a vastly over-inflated ego and that the prettier girls in your company hate your attitude.
They don't really enjoy working with you and have probably asked for you to be moved.
He's placed you somewhere where you might manage to get on with your work, stop annoying the girls, and hopefully will eventually realise that you're not nearly as wonderful as you think.

Answer 4

By asking this question you just proved you are not an alpha anything.

The best way to dominate at your job is to do your job without whining like a princess. Focus on being the best at what do, then use your superior charm to politic your way up the corporate ladder. Once you are in a high enough position, you can relocate, demote or fire the people who bother you and can move your desk anywhere you want.

Answer 5

Oh you poor little hard-done-by alpha male! You cannot be very alpha if you cannot work out how to rectify the situation.

Answer 6

Either you are putting us on or you are a total jerk.

Answer 7

The best thing you can do is pretend to be friends with the guys who are jealous of you and make plans to catch up on the weekend. Grab their phone number to organise things, then in the meanwhile ask their wives out. It's obvious the wife will desire you more and then you will have evidence to shove in the coworker's faces, that you truly are better looking, more manly and really quite exceptional.

Answer 8

So... when are you gonna admit you secretly putt for the rough?

Answer 9

That's like /Trump claiming he is a very stable genius.

You don't have the alpha attitude bro,

~Aizen

Answer 10

change your attitude. make the "ugly" ladies like you, charm them, make them feel appreciated and special. and learn from them. I bet they know more about your job and anybody else. people have a tendency to underestimate people who aren't pretty. who knows, one of them could end up being your wife!

Answer 11

enjoy your job not the girls around you