The good old American cheeseburger is the greatest human achievement yet accomplished. However, where the burger is a ferrari, pizza is a jeep (i know pizza is italian, and burgers are American, but forget about that). The burger is the burger, but pizza is one of the most variable and adaptive foods on the planet (Probably THE MOST). You can have meat, or just veggies, or even Le Vegan pie. There are so many variations, and it can also be eaten in nearly any circumstance. Casual snack shared with friends. Check. Party food. Check. Eating out with the in-laws. Check. Heck, even astronauts eat variants of pizza on the space station! The cheesburger, done right, is direct communication with the Divine. But in the practical world, pizza has much more utility, and tastes almost as good. DAMN IT! I'M HUNGRY NOW!