Should the president have a hat.?

In history all the most powerful positions came with a kickass hat or wig. Why dont we do that? Im thinking we can do something like the holy crown of poland but even bigger so that the president has to be followed by 4 hat bearers at all times.
Update: Then one day when the apes rise against us and the reptillians use the situation to wipe us all out, they will recover the crown and say, "damn that must have been one fine *** empire"
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