Do you want me to kiss the toilet seat, to pay for my crime?
If so, I'm about to do it! If that is your judgement!
I'm gonna do it!
I DID IT! I KISSED THE TOILET SEAT ON A WET PEE STAIN! I"M SITTING ON MY BED WITH IT ON MY TOP LIP RIGHT NOW! I DID IT THE NIGHTMARE IS OVER! OMG, IT'S OVER!
I also swallowed some of it! Now no one can say I have not suffered! :D