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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 3 years ago

What is your funniest joke?

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  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    3 years ago

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  • 3 years ago

    I have finally sold my old Vacuum Cleaner on E Bay

    It was just Gathering Dust

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  • Dformd
    Lv 6
    3 years ago

    Thats a terrible joke.

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  • Anonymous
    3 years ago

    me

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  • 3 years ago

    What's a frogs favorite brand of soda?

    Croaka-Cola.

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  • 3 years ago

    I have few, but this one always drew laughs.

    Two gay guys (not that there is anything wrong with that) went to the Zoo on their day off.

    As they were walking around the came upon the Gorilla Enclosure and there standing was a magnificent, handsome, virile specimen.

    The one gay (remember this just a joke) says to his buddy, "Take a picture of me and this handsome guy!" Where upon he moves closer to the Enclosure but too close and the Gorilla grabs him, gropes him and has his way with him, so much so he is hospitalized!!

    Well, after a few days, the one gay goes and visits his buddy in the hospital and says, "My lord, are you alright, how does it feel!!" His buddy responds, "What do me how does it feel, he doesn't phone, he doesn't write, I'm disappointed!"

  • I once went to Wales on holiday. One day we visited a little Welsh town called Llanfairpwlgoch, but as my friends and I were all English we did not wish to cause offence by mispronouncing the name of the place. So we popped into a local café and asked the waitress, "before we order, can you please slowly tell us the name of this place?"

    She smiled, leaned forward and said "Buuurrr gerrrr Kiiing!"

    Funny language is Welsh!

  • 3 years ago

    Feminists really do seek equality.

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  • Anonymous
    3 years ago

    Auto mein takli

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