Did CNN really publish this description of Christianity?

A friend recently wrote me: This comment was attached to one of the CNN articles on the Supreme Court DOMA decision. Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so... show more A friend recently wrote me: This comment was attached to one of the CNN articles on the Supreme Court DOMA decision.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
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