Given military satellite sophistication, where is Hidden Valley Ranch?

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    Go south, there's a cave. How you enter though, depends greatly on the forces that be.

    Source(s): Good luck and don't forget the lube.
  • 7 years ago

    The San Fernando Valley has a false bottom, you can access it through the hollow avocado tree at the end of Riverside; but a pack of chuds got loose down there in the 90's, so god only knows how many of them are down there now. Burbank doesn't really like to talk about it.

  • Under a giant circus tent in the woods, with the words NOT HIDDEN VALLEY spray painted on top.

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    That's not ranch dressing in rc's pants, but there's definitely a hidden valley there....

    j0e

    Source(s): sasquatch crotch
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  • 7 years ago

    Some where in California. I believe its in Napa Valley.

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    Isn't that the feral brush region of Melissa McCarthy's coochie?

  • 7 years ago

    Aisle 8, top shelf above the croutons.

  • george
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    my first thought was that its in Hidden Valley,Calif.

  • 7 years ago

    In the dressing room.

  • 7 years ago

    in the Bermuda triangle

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