10 Points for the funniest poems. Wanna try?

So here are the rules: - Write the best and FUNNIEST poems you know. - Make sure that you don't write the same as someone else (If you do, you and the other person will not have a chance at getting points. - Make sure the poems are easy to read (4 lines are the best, but others also work) The one that... show more So here are the rules:

- Write the best and FUNNIEST poems you know.
- Make sure that you don't write the same as someone else (If you do, you and the other person will not have a chance at getting points.
- Make sure the poems are easy to read (4 lines are the best, but others also work)

The one that can present the poems that makes ME laught the hardest gets 10 points!

GOOD LUCK! >:3
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