True or False: No matter what happens to us, we'll always have Ramen Noodles?

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  • 8 years ago
    Best answer

    Top Ramen - Food of the Gods

    cucarachas sopa de fideos

    1. Take 2 packages Ramen noodles

    2. Attempt to open packages

    3. Get pissed, Hulk smash noodles

    4. Dump into 6 qt. pot

    5. Fish out flavor packets with fingers

    6. Add 4 cups water

    7. Add cockroaches

    8. Bring to a boil, reduce heat. Simmer 4 minutes

    9. Drain. Add 2 tbsp. mayonnaise. Season to taste

    Chef's note: The madagascar hissing cockroaches have the best flavor and empart a nutty quality not found in your standard Florida swamp cockroach.

    Source(s): las cucarachas se nos sobrevivirá a todos
  • 8 years ago

    Yes. Unless the rats get to them, stores of Top Ramen noodles are estimated to have a shelf life of 3000 years, and can also be used as a sponge when the whole block of it is dipped in water.

  • 8 years ago

    Yes, I love Ramen Noodles :)

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    I use a brick of dried Top Ramen noodles to loofah my wife's heels.

    Source(s): chicken flavor
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  • 8 years ago

    Tralse

  • 8 years ago

    Ramen noodles make me bloat, so no.

    If only you had said gelatinous canned ham.... *daydreams*

  • 8 years ago

    I remember that sunset on the peninsula....you were wearing your navy red ascot, and I my British Sterling musk. You dropped the TV guide, and our taints bumped as you howled in derision. People say there is no such thing as recovering from septicemia, but I say Dare to Dream. And don't overboil the squiggly little biches.

  • 8 years ago

    True.

    Ramen has always been there where others have failed. D:

  • Nerdy
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    I get a craving for them about once every 3 years.

    My stepdad was in prison and he told me they don't even need water! Just crunch em up and eat em like chips :/

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    I'm not into you but I like the noodles.

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