It seems you have forgotten that you are on the internet. Everyone know that there are no actual girls on the internet, let alone girls that actually play video games.
Besides, your anti-chauvinist approach to find true love by playing with a virtual girl on Xbox Live will not attract any real girls. Your attempt was admirable, but I really see it as a failed attempt to get your metaphorical private parts moist.
A better Solution, is to turn your life around! You can lose a lot of weight and gain muscle mass by going Vegan. Seriously. Meat is a fatty part of any person's diet and if one was to take it down in a months time they will have better mental clarity and acuteness.
If you want some one to talk to about veganism, hit me up on XBL: vegan.priest
· 8 years ago