If you could hack into ESPN and write a fake "BREAKING NEWS" on the bottom line, what would you write?

You know, the ESPN bottom line... Whenever there is breaking news, it says "breaking news" in red, then gives the news.

What would you write? Something like LeBron James retires?

Most creative gets BA!
Update: Doesn't have to be LeBron related... just sports related! I was trying to just give an example.
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