Have you named any inanimate objects?

I've heard of people naming inanimate objects, so I'm curious as to how many of you guys have. Examples could include computers/laptops, cars, cell phones, etc. Personally, I've only named one thing: my car. His name is Rosemundo (roh-zeh-MOON-doh)! :)
Update: EDIT: And if so, what are their names.

@ღMomma2ღAdaCharlotteღ -- By "inanimate" I just meant things that are neither human nor animal, not that they're not important. :)
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