Wanna hear a joke? (sorry, it's kinda long)?

Mom comes to visit her son kevin for dinner... who lives with a girl roommate natasha.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty kevin's, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kevin and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Kevin volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Natasha and I are JUST roommates."

About a week later, Natasha came to Kevin saying,

"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the green plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down on his computer, and wrote :

"Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the green plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the green plate. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Kevin."

Several days later, Kevin received an email from his Mother which read :

"Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Natasha, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Natasha. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the green plate by now.

Love, Mom. "

Lesson of the day

Don't Lie to Your Mother

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  • 9 years ago
    Best answer

    haha, i heard it before. still funny tho

  • 3 years ago

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  • 9 years ago

    Nice! I like it and will be telling it to my coworkers tomorrow.

    9/10

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Lol..it took a minute to get

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  • 9 years ago

    Longer then necessary, but cute.

  • 9 years ago

    Thats funny as ****!!

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Wanna hear a joke?

    Paris Hilton is a virgin.

  • 9 years ago

    This joke is not funny, and should not be read by anyone.

    2 stars

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    i don't get it......

    EDIT:

    Oh wait! she hid the plate in the girl's bed!! I GET IT!!!

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