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I have to bring 3 things to school and one of the things I like to bring is Sarah Palin's books.?

I thought of bring 3 things that I enjoy in my life and one of them is a politician lady named Sarah Palin from Alaska. The reason I like Sarah Palin is because she bring more excitement to the 2008 campaign with all of the great speeches and great books like Going Rogue. I was wondering if you guys can help me out here on why is Sarah Palin is the best thing happened to politics. Leave out the Cons, I want the Pros only. Thanks!

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  • 10 years ago
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    1. Democrats forget when Palin was the Darling of the Democrats,

    because as soon as Palin took the Governor's office away from a

    fellow Republican and tough SOB, Frank Murkowski, she tore into

    the Republican's "Corrupt Bastards Club" (CBC) and sent them

    packing. Many of them are now residing in State housing and

    wearing orange jump suits The Democrats reacted by skipping

    around the yard, throwing confetti and singing, "la la la la" (well,

    you know how they are). Name another governor in this country

    that has ever done anything similar.

    2. Now with the CBC gone, there were fewer Alaskan politicians

    to protect the huge, giant oil companies here. So she constructed

    and enacted a new system of splitting the oil profits called "ACES."

    Exxon (the biggest corporation in the world) protested and Sarah

    told them, "don't let the door hit you in the stern on your way out."

    They stayed, and Alaska residents went from being merely wealthy

    to being filthy rich. Of course, the other huge international oil

    companies meekly fell in line. Again, give me the name of any

    other governor in the country that has done anything similar.

    3. The other thing she did when she walked into the governor's

    office is she got the list of State requests for federal funding for

    projects, known as "pork." She went through the list, took 85%

    of them and placed them in the "when-hell-freezes-over" stack.

    She let locals know that if we need something built, we'll pay for

    it ourselves. Maybe she figured she could use the money she got

    from selling the previous governor's jet because it was extravagant.

    Maybe she could use the money she saved by dismissing the

    governor's cook (remarking that she could cook for her own family),

    giving back the State vehicle issued to her, maintaining that she

    already had a car, and dismissing her State provided security force

    (never mentioning - I imagine - that she's packing heat herself).

    I'm still waiting to hear the names of those other governors.

    4. Now, even with her much-ridiculed "gosh and golly" mannerism,

    she also managed to put together a totally new approach to getting

    a natural gas pipeline built which will be the biggest private construction

    project in the history of North America. No one else could do it although

    they tried. If that doesn't impress you, then you're trying too hard to be

    unimpressed while watching her do things like this while baking up a

    batch of brownies with her other hand.

    5. For 30 years, Exxon held a lease to do exploratory drilling at a

    place called Point Thompson. They made excuses the entire time

    why they couldn't start drilling. In truth they were holding it like an

    investment. No governor for 30 years could make them get started.

    Then, she told them she was revoking their lease and kicking them

    out. They protested and threatened court action. She shrugged and

    reminded them that she knew the way to the court house. Alaska

    won again.

    6. President Obama wants the nation to be on 25% renewable

    resources for electricity by 2025. Sarah went to the legislature and

    submitted her plan for Alaska to be at 50% renewable by 2025. We

    are already at 25%. I'm still waiting to hear from liberals the names of other governors who can match what she did in two and a half years. I won't be holding my breath.

    Source(s): Don't like Palin that much but facts are facts.
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  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    She likes to write crib notes on her hands.

    Is that a pro?

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  • 10 years ago

    I hope one of the other two things is an English grammar textbook.

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  • 10 years ago

    Sarah Palin is a brain dead moron only good for giving head.

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  • Dale
    Lv 7
    10 years ago

    Comedy relief.

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