Does the 99¢ store carry a home paternity test?

Because I just cannot see shelling out big bucks just because some woman got me drunk and had her way with me a year ago in the Arco station bathroom. That kid doesn't look anything like me, either, it's all pale and has a sort of long face. Anyway, I'm thinking of getting off on the cheap, so has... show more Because I just cannot see shelling out big bucks just because some woman got me drunk and had her way with me a year ago in the Arco station bathroom. That kid doesn't look anything like me, either, it's all pale and has a sort of long face. Anyway, I'm thinking of getting off on the cheap, so has anyone bought a home paternity test from there before?
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