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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

What are some ''Yo mumma'' jokes?

What are some funny 'yo mumma' jokes

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best answer

    - Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

    - Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

    - Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

    - Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please

    - Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

    - Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

    Your mom is a lovely lady, have a nice day.

    =D

  • ahmed
    Lv 4
    3 years ago

    enable's get off mothers, 'reason I merely have been given off yours. Which sexual place produces the ugliest little ones? Ask your mom! Yo mama's so grotesque, while the terminator stated "i'm going to be back" he left working. Yo mama's so grotesque, her beginning certificates became an apology letter from the condom production facility. Yo mama's so grotesque, she looks like she's been in a dryer packed with rocks. Yo mama's so grotesque, she looks like her face caught on hearth and that they placed it out with a fork. Yo mama's so grotesque, she looks like her face caught on hearth and that they placed it out with a track cleat. Yo mama's so grotesque, she's uugly. I had to function yet another u `reason u is grotesque too!

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