A serious medica problem?
development recently to the inside of her thighs.......a green spot on
the inside of each.
They won't wash off, they won't scrape off, and they seem to be
The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of this, and that she
needn't worry until tests come back.
He sends her home. A few days later, the woman's phone rings.
Much to her relief, it's the doctor. She immediately begs to know
what's going on with these spots?
"You're perfectly healthy - there's no problem...... but I'm
wondering, is your husband a chav?" the doctor asks.
"Yes - how did you know?"
"Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."