Would you believe ~little Johnnys logic?
Who was the unluckiest man mentioned in the Bible
all the students but one were thinking about it
the lone up lifted hand was Johnny's
who was it then ,Johnny~asked the teacher
the reply ~Moses sir
why do you say Moses was the most unluckiest man Johnny
well sir he spent 40 years wandering ,then when he claimed to have found the Promised land.
it was the only place in all off the middle East .With no oil
Now that's what i call unlucky sir
Class ~what was being referred to in the Bible with the phrase ~
"be fruitful and multiply "
Johnny's hand was the first to shoot into the air
what's your answer Johnny
A Vegetarian Mathamatician~sir
on being asked the question
why do older people seem to read the Bible more
Johnny's answer was
they are reading up for their final exams .sir
Yer Gotta admire the little Fella
do have a nice day