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what do you call a man?

so. i am bored at work and am trying to think of as many "what do you call a man" jokes as i can. for example

what do you call a man with a pile of leaves on his head?- russell

GO!!

Update:

i forgot about the 'what do you call a woman' jokes!!

thanks for some great answers, i have been lmao at some of them as i've never heard them. keep em coming x

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  • 1 decade ago
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    What do you call man with a seagull on his head? --------CLIFF

    What do you call man with a spade stuck inthe top of his head?-------DOUG

    What do you call a mna without a spade stuck in the top of his head?------DOUGLAS

    What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming in the sea?-------BOB

    What do you call a man with no arms and legs who can swim the channel?-------Clever Dick

    What do you call a woman who does impressions of police cars?-----NINA

    What do you call a woman who knows how to get across a gap?------BRIDGET

    What do you call a woman who doesn't just use a book and a candle?-----ANNABEL

    What do you call woman with a hairy top lip?---------TASH

    what do you call the womn who operates your sun-bed?------TANYA

    What do you call a man with a family of foxes up his ****?------DEN

    What do you call a man on the top of an oil well?-------DEREK

    What do you call a man who shoots down aeroplanes?------SAM

    What do you call a man who's full of Southampton Football Club?----DEL

    What do you call a man who's always being p*****d on by americans?-----JOHN

    What do you call a man who keeps you fit?------JIM

    What do you call a man who smells of French cheese?------BARRY

    What do you call a woman who manufactures window ledges?---CILLA

    What do you call a woman who manufactures precious stones?----GEMMA

    What do you call a woman who hires buildings on a long term agreement?-------LISA

    What do you call a woman who completes a list of flightless birds that starts Ostrich, Emu, Kiwi, ------ANDREA

    What do you call a man who's made of thick, black , crumbly mud?---PETE

    What do you call an English woman who's had 3 double whiskys?------JILL

    What do you call a woman who's been punched by Batman?-----PAM

    What do you call a woman who's been dropped out of a cows bum?----PAT

    What do you call a woman who's the ship's backup securing device?---BIANCA

    What do you call a man who's too polite to swear properly?----DARREN

    What do you call a man who's made of money?-----FRANK

    What do you call a man who's made of newspaper?-----RUSSELL

    What do you call a woman who's a very small amount of drugs?----TRACEY

    What do you call an american man who's swallowed a lump of Anthracite? -------COLIN

    What do you call a man who's swallowed a Korean off-road vehicle?----KEVIN

    what do you call a man with an insect on his head?-----ANTON

    what do you call a woman who helps you with the shopping?----CARRIE

    What do you call a woman who's always matchmaking?----MARIA

    What do you call a woman who's always in court after damages?--SUE

    What do you call a man who's bum is made of metal?----NICHOLAS

    What do you call a man who's cut himself shaving?----NICK

    What do you call a man with a mouthful of cheese flan?---KEITH

    What do you call a on the top of a building> ?----RUTH

    What do you call a man who drinks salt water?---BRIAN

    What do you call a man who always wins?-----VICTOR

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  • 1 decade ago

    What do you call a woman who throws her bills in the fire; Bernadette!

    What do you call a woman on the horizon; Dot!

    What do you call a man with a car on his head; Jack!

    What do you call a man with a seagull on his head; Cliff!

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  • miggo
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    4 years ago

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  • 3 years ago

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  • 1 decade ago

    what do you call a man with an insect on his head?-----ANTON

    what do you call a woman who helps you with the shopping?----CARRIE

    What do you call a woman who's always matchmaking?----MARIA

    What do you call a woman who's always in court after damages?--SUE

    What do you call a man who's bum is made of metal?----NICHOLAS

    What do you call a man who's cut himself shaving?----NICK

    What do you call a man with a mouthful of cheese flan?---KEITH

    What do you call a on the top of a building> ?----RUTH

    What do you call a man who drinks salt water?---BRIAN

    What do you call a man who always wins?-----VICTOR

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    What do you call a man who wants to know how to ask his girlfriend to marry him?

    Neil

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WITH 4 TOES ?? DUCK

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  • 1 decade ago

    fish

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  • Ya-sai
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Whoa, too boring

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