What do you call a man?

so. i am bored at work and am trying to think of as many "what do you call a man" jokes as i can. for example
what do you call a man with a pile of leaves on his head?- russell

Update: i forgot about the 'what do you call a woman' jokes!!
thanks for some great answers, i have been lmao at some of them as i've never heard them. keep em coming x
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