Atheists, are you afraid of dying?

Question

Because I'm at work and I'm afraid that I am dying for a beer right now.

Anyone else having this problem now? Help?

Answer 1

Best answer

I am more afraid of HOW I am going to die. Without a beer in my hand, that is just not acceptable.

Answer 2

Well, now it's about 8:30 AM. I got in around midnight, but didn't get to bed until two, so I just woke up.

Headache, of course.

The five year old is singing Hannah Montana songs to make my day more joyful.... greeeeat...

So, I think I'm gonna pass on the beer this time.

As for death, not afraid of dying. Just afraid of what I may be leaving behind.

Answer 3

No, I'm not afraid of dying, only in that I would be away from the people I love. I'm dying to get out of here today though, for sure :)

Answer 4

I'm going to a pub after work. $2 beers!! So now i'm just dying to get out of work lol.

Answer 5

I am afraid of dying, I have a beer right here for you, come and get it!

Answer 6

Of course i am. You can have this beer, i'll just leave it atop the pedastall surronded by swinging axes. All of which are hanging above a pool filled with man eating sharks and pirranha.

Answer 7

It's a little early for beer here in Colorado, I'm enjoying apple juice at the moment. Mmmm. =)

Answer 8

I'm dying for the winning 6 numbers for the Lotto!!!

Answer 9

No but i'm dying for another cup of Coffee i just ran out

Answer 10

Dying slowly, painfully and without any dignity does scare me.

A quick death would be preferable, but not for a while yet!