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♣♣Q: What's blonde, had six legs and runs through Michael Jacksons dreams? A: Hanson. ♣♣Q: What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? A: One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker. ♣♣Q: How do you tell that you have a high sperm count A: Your date has to chew before she swallows... show more ♣♣Q: What's blonde, had six legs and runs through Michael Jacksons dreams? A: Hanson.
♣♣Q: What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ?
A: One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.
♣♣Q: How do you tell that you have a high sperm count
A: Your date has to chew before she swallows
♣♣Q: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A: Beer nuts are a $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck.
♣♣Q: Why did God create alcohol?
A: So ugly people could get laid too
♣♣Lick The Dognuts
Two guys were walking down the street and saw a dog licking his balls. One guy says to the other, "Whoa! Check that out, I wish I could do that!"
The other guy raises his eyebrows and says, "Go ahead dude, but if I were you, I'd pet him firstt!"
♣♣Q. why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the wall?
A. To see her crack
♣♣Q. Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A. A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack, and sell it again!
♣♣Q. What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
A. Sexual harassment.
♣♣Q. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
A. $3.99 a minute.
♣♣Q. Why does a dog lick its penis?
A. Because it can't make a fist.
♣♣Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period?
A. Finger painting.
♣♣Q. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?
A. 100 people who don't do dick.
♣♣Q. What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar?
A. A love call.
♣♣Q. What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?
A. See you next period.
♣♣Q. What do you call a female clown?
A. A Clunt
♣♣Q. How did the gay break his leg at the golf course?
A. He fell off the ball washer!
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