Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

How long does it take to cook a giraffe?

I was thinking about cooking one for dinner

33 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
    Favourite answer

    it depends on how you want to cook it.

    Well done about 1 day

    Med. well half a day

    Rare Now

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Apricot and Walnut Giraffe recipe


    1 x 1,700 kilograms (3,800 pounds).Giraffe

    salt and pepper

    150 g (6 oz) crustless white bread

    1 small onion peeled and quartered

    100 g (4 oz) dried apricots

    75 g (3 oz) walnuts

    1 size 3 egg


    1. Season the inside of the Giraffe.

    2. Break the bread into pieces and place in the processor bowl and chop finely.

    3. Add the onion, apricots, walnuts and seasoning and process until finely chopped.

    4. Add the egg and process to mix.

    5. Stuff the Giraffe, secure with string and roast at 190°C, 375°F, Gas No. 5 for 9 hours, basting occasionally during cooking.

    serve hot on a bed of hamsters with a side of coleslaw and otters nads.

    or, simply go to your local KFG (found on most retail parks and shopping centres) and try one of their delicious Giraffe tower burger meals.

  • 1 decade ago

    30 minutes per kilogram, plus an hour, that's with a fan-forced oven. Otherwise 40 mins per kilo. You will get plenty of neck chops, more than you need, but they will keep in the freezer for up to 3 months.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    giraffe meat cooks very quickly

    it's cutting the beggar up that takes the time

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  • 1 decade ago

    If it's just the breast-6 hours on Gas mark 6

    If it's the long legs they'll need a few hours more.

    Bon Appetite

  • 1 decade ago

    20 minutes a pound at 325 Degrees

  • 1 decade ago

    6 hours on gas mark 5 stand for 10 minutes before carving.

  • the same time it takes to cook an egg

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Now there's a unique question. I hope you have a big enough oven. or a bbq pit. LOL chances are though, it's going to take a "long" time to cook it.

  • 1 decade ago

    48 hours

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