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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

Ever be totally jealous of your co-worker because he's throwing up and gets to go home?

lucky s.o.b.

Update:

i leave tommorow! but today will be the longest day ever!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Here's my pen. Stick it down your throat. You are welcome.

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  • Pamela
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    Step 1: Get tight rubber band, strong as possible, and large paper clip. Step 2: Bend outside paper clip leg at a 90-degree angle to the main body. Step 3: Grasping remainder of clip between index finger and thumb, hook the bend over the rubber band, which should be stretched between your opposite index finger and thumb. Step 4: Fire at will. This stings, so be as careful as necessary (or not). Step 5: Repeat as necessary.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I thought you'd be off having wild sex on the beach right now. My coworker almost cut his finger off the other day and got to go home.. little wuss can't take it

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  • Yes but only because I feel like crap and It is not from downing three bottles of Gin.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Bastard. Send him an email virus so he can be extra busy on Monday. ♥

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    QUICK! Kiss him before he goes, maybe it's a fast acting bug!

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  • 1 decade ago

    if you'd brought syrup of ipecac , you'da been able to leave early ,too. ;)

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  • 1 decade ago

    What an @ss! You should call in "sick" on Monday.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    yep, but cause i am on a diet and i wanna be rail thin

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    maybe you should make out with himto see if you can get his disease

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  • Niki
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    no i like my job. it's my boss that i hate. he isn't there that much.

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