Ever be totally jealous of your co-worker because he's throwing up and gets to go home?

Question

lucky s.o.b.

Update:

i leave tommorow! but today will be the longest day ever!!!

Answer 1

Favourite answer

Here's my pen. Stick it down your throat. You are welcome.

Answer 2

Step 1: Get tight rubber band, strong as possible, and large paper clip. Step 2: Bend outside paper clip leg at a 90-degree angle to the main body. Step 3: Grasping remainder of clip between index finger and thumb, hook the bend over the rubber band, which should be stretched between your opposite index finger and thumb. Step 4: Fire at will. This stings, so be as careful as necessary (or not). Step 5: Repeat as necessary.

Answer 3

I thought you'd be off having wild sex on the beach right now. My coworker almost cut his finger off the other day and got to go home.. little wuss can't take it

Answer 4

Yes but only because I feel like crap and It is not from downing three bottles of Gin.

Answer 5

Bastard. Send him an email virus so he can be extra busy on Monday. ♥

Answer 6

QUICK! Kiss him before he goes, maybe it's a fast acting bug!

Answer 7

if you'd brought syrup of ipecac , you'da been able to leave early ,too. ;)

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Answer 8

What an @ss! You should call in "sick" on Monday.

Answer 9

yep, but cause i am on a diet and i wanna be rail thin

Answer 10

maybe you should make out with himto see if you can get his disease

Answer 11

no i like my job. it's my boss that i hate. he isn't there that much.