Ever be totally jealous of your co-worker because he's throwing up and gets to go home?

Question

lucky s.o.b.

Answer 1

Here's my pen. Stick it down your throat. You are welcome.

Answer 2

Step 1: Get tight rubber band, strong as possible, and large paper clip. Step 2: Bend outside paper clip leg at a 90-degree angle to the main body. Step 3: Grasping remainder of clip between index finger and thumb, hook the bend over the rubber band, which should be stretched between your opposite index finger and thumb. Step 4: Fire at will. This stings, so be as careful as necessary (or not). Step 5: Repeat as necessary.

Answer 3

if you'd brought syrup of ipecac , you'da been able to leave early ,too. ;)

Answer 4

QUICK! Kiss him before he goes, maybe it's a fast acting bug!

Answer 5

What an @ss! You should call in "sick" on Monday.

Answer 6

maybe you should make out with himto see if you can get his disease

Answer 7

ditto what Char said....LMAO!!!!

Answer 8

Yes but only because I feel like crap and It is not from downing three bottles of Gin.

Answer 9

no i like my job. it's my boss that i hate. he isn't there that much.

Answer 10

hell yeah bastards!!!!!