Ever be totally jealous of your co-worker because he's throwing up and gets to go home?
lucky s.o.b.
i leave tommorow! but today will be the longest day ever!!!
13 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Here's my pen. Stick it down your throat. You are welcome.
- PamelaLv 44 years ago
Step 1: Get tight rubber band, strong as possible, and large paper clip. Step 2: Bend outside paper clip leg at a 90-degree angle to the main body. Step 3: Grasping remainder of clip between index finger and thumb, hook the bend over the rubber band, which should be stretched between your opposite index finger and thumb. Step 4: Fire at will. This stings, so be as careful as necessary (or not). Step 5: Repeat as necessary.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I thought you'd be off having wild sex on the beach right now. My coworker almost cut his finger off the other day and got to go home.. little wuss can't take it
- 1 decade ago
Yes but only because I feel like crap and It is not from downing three bottles of Gin.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Bastard. Send him an email virus so he can be extra busy on Monday. ♥
- Anonymous1 decade ago
QUICK! Kiss him before he goes, maybe it's a fast acting bug!
- out of orderLv 51 decade ago
if you'd brought syrup of ipecac , you'da been able to leave early ,too. ;)
- Anonymous1 decade ago
yep, but cause i am on a diet and i wanna be rail thin
- Anonymous1 decade ago
maybe you should make out with himto see if you can get his disease