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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Patrick & Seamus shopping trip??

Patrick & Shamus are away from home for the first time on a visit to London.

They spot a shop, Suits £10....... Trousers £5............. Shirts £2.

Shamus said "Patrick, there's a bargain, lets buy the entire stock"

Patrick says "Ok but don't let on we are Irish, the English don't like us".

Shamus, in his best English accent said "Can I buy your entire stock please?"

The man behind the counter said "Your Irish aint ya"

"Jasus Christ how did you know that" said Patrick.

Man behind the counter said "Because this is a dry cleaner’s"

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  • itsa o
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
    Favourite answer

    beautiful

    you did it again

    i am in stitches

    my poor ribs

    aching and in agony

    crying out for more

    i love this sort of pain

    in fact i thrive on it

    thanks xxx

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  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    Bring money and a good friend or parent. Don't waste money on things you could get at home, like drinks. Bring a bottle of water, and instead of buying a book, go to the library. Try on clothes that fit. Don't be disappointed if you have to get a bigger size. Eat in the middle of your shopping day. Hold doors for people. Smile. Say thank you to casheirs. Don't "diss" the store right in front of the workers. Ex. "Oh my god this sweater is so ugly, man!" Don't but in front of people looking at clothes on a rack. That was pretty much an etiquette lesson. But whatever :P Hope that helps!

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  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 100!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Got a loud laugh out of me that turned into what can only be described as a Mutley

    Very good!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Good one

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    funny yeah but kind of rude to irish poeple (no offence or anything)

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol thats funny, kind of mean i guess for irishes, but still funny

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LOL. Loved it! Have a star :)

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  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha good one i'll give you another star.

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  • 1 decade ago

    good laugh , brilliant !

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