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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

another bad wish...."star" if funny?

A man exploring the ancient Pyramids of Egypt while on vacation stumbled across a secret room. He sneaked away from the tour group and explored the room. He found a dusty lamp and picked it up. While he wiped the dust off the lamp a genie appeared in a puff of smoke.

"For freeing me from my prison, I will grant you a wish, what will it be sire?"

The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular job, a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do."

"Allah Ka Zam!" said the genie. "You're a housewife!"

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  • 1 decade ago
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    ha, ha ,ha ,ha! that is funny!

    three men are walking along the beach and stumble upon a genie's lamp. He grants them all on wish each. the first starting thinking...girls, cars, money...what do i want? he said "i want to be as wise as that one guy in the Bible. *poof* he was really wise. the next guy said " i want to be 100 times wiser than him. *poof* he was even smarter and wiser. the third guy said " i want to be 1000 times wiser than both of them *poof* he was a woman.

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  • 4 years ago

    Funny! 10!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Been there, done that -- made it my own. What's the big deal? I kept house, cooked, helped raise 3 step-children, & still had energy for sex!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Good! Here ya go have a star!

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  • 1 decade ago

    very cute. the housewives of the world will truly apprecciate that one.

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  • Jane
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    1 decade ago

    XD I like this one! Star for you!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Ah, that was good

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol, good joke, have a star!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahaha

    :)

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