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Anonymous asked in SportsFootball (American) · 1 decade ago

What is one thing you should never say while watching a football game?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    10 things not to say when watching a football game

    they don't have enough TV time outs

    honey can you grab me a refreshing TAB while you are up

    Damn those cheerleaders are ugly

    the Patriots sure had alot of fans prior to 2001

    let's see if Bowling is on ESPN

    you think Figure Skating is on ABC

    i wish they wouldn't air these things the same time as Pro Bull Riding

    i can't wait for the start of soccer season

    that guy sure has a nice butt

    i wish Brett Favre was still playing

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  • Tricia
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    You play like a girl! I love Gerard Peter Crouch can dance Touch Down!

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  • OK Guys you know how we love ESPN. This Year the Superbowl is on Fox so let's just watch Figure Skating on ESPN instead

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  • pass the caviar...

    could i please have another malibu and pineapple?

    i gotta go (insert lady friends name here) is on the rag, and i have to go get her some feminine supplies

    have you guys tried this new dish soap? it makes your hands so soft.....

    darn. shucks. ITS FOOTBALL! CUSS LIKE A REAL MAN!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Corner Kick. Goal. Soccer players are tougher. Ole ole ole ole. Where are there shinguards? David Becham.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The game would be better if Dick Vitale was the annoncer or I like the XFL better

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  • 1 decade ago

    lets go watch the parade across town, hey dud nice package, and your wife is hot can i have seconds?

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  • 1 decade ago

    "I want this team to win the Super Bowl cuz they've never had a chance to win one" (My mom during Denver's first Super Bowl win and I was rooting for Green Bay). She doesn't know the difference btwn a first down and a fumble but she had to say something ridiculous.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Dad can I go to Chuck E Cheese

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  • 1 decade ago

    "Yeh, this QB is good, but hes got nothing on Ryan Leaf"

    "Go Raiders"

    "Those pants make that lineman look fat"

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