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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Is Irish viagra more effective than the U.S. brand? (joke)?

An Irishwoman of advanced age visited her physician to ask His help In reviving her Husband's libido.

"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.

"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin".

"Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra. Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went".

It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress.

The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah!

T'was horrid. Just terrible, doctor!".

"Really? What happened" asked the doctor?

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate! He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop! I

Update:

It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"

"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good"?

"Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed!

'Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again."

Update 2:

COMMENT:

I've heard this joke told a million ways, but the Irish accents definitely make it funnier IMHO.

Please feel free to browse my other questions, I post jokes all the time.

Update 3:

@prissie

nope, I'm in the U.S.

Update 4:

@kevin

damn it, I know you mean well, but I a bunch of white space in answers drives me nuts.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best answer

    Haha. You're so pro.

    I loved the typed up Irish accent.

    *says in an Irish accent*

    I was reading it like an Irish man that I am. Oh begorrah!

  • 5 years ago

    La disfunción eréctil es la incapacidad del hombre para lograr y mantener una erección suficiente tanto para su propia y por las necesidades de los socios en la gestión de las relaciones sexuales.

    Si usted sufre de disfunción eréctil debe intentar esta solución natural que ya ha resuelto este problema para muchos hombres de todo el mundo! [Link]

  • 4 years ago

    Must remember to visit Starbucks and see if she is still there. Another good one Cowboy, keep em coming. 10/10+star.

  • hey bro...

    there's some dude making jokes/comments bout fur coats n hampsters

    Sir wellesley covington ...

    dats not nice..eh???

    wot ru doin on line dis late. your an early bird.?

    pa. luv d joke 2

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  • ROFL! That's funny!

  • 1 decade ago

    That is so funny I love that heres a star

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Wow -- sounds more effective to me.

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahahahhahaha thats really good. one of your better ones by far!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha

  • 1 decade ago

    I love old people.

    So long as their not driving in front of me.

    Source(s): KJ
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