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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Letter from Bin Laden?

After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama Bin Laden is still alive", Osama decided to personally send President Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was "still in the game".

Mr. Bush opened the letter, which contained a single line of "coded" message:

370HSSV-0773H

Mr. Bush was baffled, so he sent copies to his Chief of Staff, and several Secretaries, including Condi Rice and Donald Rumsfeld. Their assistants and aides had no clue as to the meaning or translation of the code, so it was sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, then to the CIA and also to NASA. With no clue to the translation, they eventually asked Israel's MOSAD for help.

Within a minute, MOSAD cabled the White House with this reply:

"Tell the President he is holding the message upside down."

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  • 1 decade ago
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    I had a feeling it was going to be something like that. Another excellent joke.

  • female
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    9/10

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That sums up Mr Bush to a tee. Very good.

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 100!

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  • Betty
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    4 years ago

    very funny 10 out of 10

  • 1 decade ago

    Hahahahaha. I worked it out straight away. Do you think I have a future in the intelligence community?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Thumbs up! Excellent joke! Lol !

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Dude that was a joke not a question but it was still funny.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Very good joke lol

  • 1 decade ago

    Lol...this was too funny...im stilkl laughing! hahah! i LOVED this one...here take a star!

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