Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

one for the girls?

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors,and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could

start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"

says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden."That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.


MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think!

good, bad? star if you like!

30 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
    Favourite answer


  • 1 decade ago

    I liked that one! It was short and fiesty and could happen! As I'm a bloke II give you 2 stars and a bookmark!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Thats worth a STAR

  • 1 decade ago

    Brilliant - even my husband who both reads and enjoys a spot of fishing liked this one.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i gave you a star for that it was really funny lol x

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Thats funny do u have any more jokes

  • 1 decade ago

    LMAO... oh snap she beat him out of the ticket lol.... that one was funny.. it was cute.. ii liked it!!! ima do tht one day now. lol..

  • 1 decade ago

    like tit 4 tat

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