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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Irish Coffee Anyone?

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.

"What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor.

"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."

"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."

It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!"

"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.

Update:

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"

"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?"

"Feckin jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"

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  • 1 decade ago
    Best answer

    LOL

    Liked it!

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    Coffee with Irish Creme*

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Very funny

  • 1 decade ago

    Good one! You get a gold star for that one! lol.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Great joke and a star for u

  • 1 decade ago

    Ace. It's now circling the globe. *

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahaha, omg thats really funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahahahaha

  • 1 decade ago

    lmao love the accent

  • honeb1
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    ROFLMAO Really good.

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